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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Derek's Mini: Very Maxi

Sorry ladies, but you know what happens when New Year's rolls around: out with the old, in with the new.

Derek's (reported) new squeeze, after the jump. Because we care.

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Meet Mini Anden.

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It's a man, baby!

Posted by: SF | Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:06 AM

And thus began the longest thread in the history of the Internet.

Very mannish features indeed. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Posted by: Nick | Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Did someone scale up that wrist and hand in Photoshop? It looks like she can palm a basketball with that mitt, in addition to the Kool Menthol. Only Derek can tell us what it's like to kiss someone with minty tar on their breath...

Posted by: SF | Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:22 AM

Derek won't stand for a girl who smokes. I know. The night we did it, he told me that lung cancer and him don't mix. She's out the door by Valentine's Day.

!!!

Posted by: DeREK!4-EvA | Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:31 AM

ok, that was me. I couldn't resist.

Posted by: Nick | Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:34 AM

All I know is that Mariah's boobs are fake.

Posted by: Spidey | Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:45 PM

Brangelina is 5 months pregnant...Derek Jeter has slept with at least 5 different women this past year...coincidence?

Posted by: walein | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 01:34 PM

Derek Jeter got Brad Pitt pregnant?!

Posted by: SF | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 01:37 PM

Don't get me started on numerology. But yes, there is significance to the number 5, and that is no mere coincidence.

Posted by: RZA | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 01:37 PM

again, that was me. I couldn't resist.

Posted by: Nick | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 01:39 PM

I'm just saying...Angelina Joile's been married 50 times and Brad Pitt never got Paltrow or Aniston pregnant...the only person with super-strong sperm would have to be Derek Jeter.
I'm just saying...

Posted by: walein | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 02:40 PM

If those are mannish features, I'm heading out for Brokeback Mtn.

Posted by: YF | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 02:57 PM

If those are mannish features, I'm heading out for Brokeback Mtn.

This from a charter member of the Mindy Cohn fan club...

Posted by: SF | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 03:08 PM

Ouch.

Posted by: YF | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 03:42 PM

My guess is that Mindy's boobs are not fake.

Posted by: Spidey | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 08:47 PM

Mindy was seen walking down the street arm in arm with Jason Varitek...canoodling.

Posted by: walein | Friday, January 13, 2006 at 08:51 PM

Tek - what a player. He can get TV stars!

Posted by: SF | Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 06:38 AM

i think she's too virginal too be derek's type

Posted by: john | Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 10:02 PM

I think I'm going to cry. This sucks. We can come back. I hope. Go Pats.

Posted by: Laura | Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 10:52 PM

I think I'm going to cry. This sucks. We can come back. I hope. Go Pats.

Posted by: Laura | Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 10:52 PM

Oops. Didn't mean to double-post. Sorry about that. At least I'm still polite.

Posted by: Laura | Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 10:53 PM

I'm just amused by the fact that someone (her, or, more likely, some makeup artist somewhere) thought it would be a clever idea to downplay all her makeup, and then pile on a load of eyeshadow in a shade calculated to compete with, instead of enhancing, her eyes.

Posted by: Boston Fan in Michigan | Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 03:56 AM

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