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I thought the Sox signed a former Cy Young winner, not Vincent Pastore.
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I thought the Sox signed a former Cy Young winner, not Vincent Pastore.
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I hear Bartolo Colon wishes he could be as svelte as Mo Vaughn.
Posted by: Paul SF | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 10:00 PM
(Salivating...)
vs.
Damon - .370 .433 .537 (60 PA)
A-Rod - .431 .456 1.059 (57 PA)
Jeter - .372 .413 .581 (48 PA)
Giamb - .313 .389 .563 (36 PA)
Posad - .259 .394 .593 (33 PA)
Matsu - .313 .476 .688 (21 PA)
Posted by: A YF | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 10:05 PM
So, will Damon, ARod, Jeter, Giambo, Posada and Matsui be spending much time in the International League where they would face him?
Posted by: CT ball fan -SF | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 10:48 PM
Don't laugh. Sabathia probably weighs more than Colon, and I don't see Hank having the patience for The Great Rookie Starter Experiment of 2008. He's gonna fold and CC's gonna get rich.
Posted by: Dirty Water | Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 11:32 PM
I would be just fine with CC Sabathia on the 2009 Yankees.
Posted by: AndrewYF | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 01:33 AM
Tired of the fat jokes. It has nothing to do with whether or not he can pitch.
Posted by: Kazz | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 01:39 AM
"It has nothing to do with whether or not he can pitch."
Actually, it probably has a lot to do with why he only got a minor league deal this offseason.
Posted by: AndrewYF | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 01:50 AM
Tired of the fat jokes. It has nothing to do with whether or not he can pitch.
Perhaps if he kept himself in shape he wouldn't be having all the physical issues he's been having.
Posted by: Atheose | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 08:17 AM
I haven't commented on this yet simply because I'm going to wait and see. This guy could very well be in excellent pitching shape, and go onto carve up home plate for 25 starts this year. Or not. Either way, I'll wait.
Posted by: Brad | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Colon is big. But is he really much bigger than he's been in past years? I mean, the guy was never exactly svelte.
Posted by: Hudson | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 01:20 PM
You guys are missing by far the best part of that picture... At first I thought "omg!! he's going to be so deceptive with that 3rd arm he grew!" Then I realized that he had actually gotten to the point where he completely blocks out the guy thats standing 2ft behind him lol
Posted by: Will | Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 04:19 PM
Man, Will, thanks for pointing that out.
Posted by: Adrian-YF | Thursday, March 06, 2008 at 05:56 PM
I am not sure that is so bad. Vinny P. looks pretty good with a bat. Check it
out. ;-)
Posted by: tom | Saturday, March 29, 2008 at 09:16 PM
I am not sure that is so bad. Vinny P. looks pretty good with a bat. Check it
out. ;-)
Posted by: tom | Saturday, March 29, 2008 at 09:16 PM