Dave Pauley makes his major league debut in an effort to help the Sox avoid a pathetic sweep at the hands of those vile foreigner Blue Jays. Xenophobia: the new Yankee-hating.
Go to it, everyone.
(and by the way, Tito takes Youkilis' wonderful OBP and P/PA and drops them behind the guys who are supposed to drive people like him in. Brilliant.)