Fantasy Baseball

"I'm excited about this partnership with Sony Online," said Schilling..."EverQuest II provides me an opportunity to remain in touch with my family during the incredible travel schedule of a major league baseball season. One of the greatest elements of EverQuest II is that I can play when I'm on the road. My son Gehrig and I play together when I'm not working and he's not in school."

We can see it now:

ElronGehrig: Hey Dad!

egoMANIAC21: Hey, boy!  Did you see me pitch last night?

ElronGehrig: Yeah!

egoMANIAC21: I was good, right?  You see me drill that guy upstairs after he crowded the plate?

ElronGehrig: Yeah – it looked like it hurt.

egoMANIAC21: LOL. Too bad – you know how I taught you to duck when I do that, right?

ElronGehrig: I know.  The guy was out for a while though.

egoMANIAC21: Yeah, that was funny too.  OK, enough about baseball. Do you have any invisibility spells I can buy? That Beckett kid won’t leave me alone.

ElronGehrig: I sold them all to Mr. Lowe. He said something about not being able to get away from his wife.

egoMANIAC21: Ok. Say hi to Mom and the rest of all you elvish swine. Gotta go storm the castle. CYA! 

Comments

[NickYF]

funniest post...ever

[Spidey]

Dude, that's some seriously creepy Photoshop work, there. The stuff of nightmares.

[dave]

Good quality work right there. I hope Schilling's competitiveness doesn't get the better of him in the game and he lets his son win every now and then.