I am busy at work and without time to scour the web for the latest in baseball conspiracies, while YF is once again out of touch. I have a feeling that he may shirking his actual work-related responsibilities for a day in the Bronx, boozing in the bleachers, while constantly berating the dastardly Torontonians with his familiar guttural roar. Either that or he's holed up in a dark room, still glum (like me) after both the Sox and Yanks missed golden opportunities to gain position in the AL East last night. Wherever he is, I wouldn't want you Yankees fans to have to sit silently, so consider this your Bombers vs. Jays afternoon delight game thread. Bosox rooters should morph it into a Sox/Royals thread later on -- I am stipulating all comments in boldface type, in honor of our beloved loudmouth's return to the rotation.