Derek Jeter's new squeeze: according to the Daily News, it's mactress Stacy Lynn Spierer, erstwhile Miss Long Island—a converted Mets fan?
Ms. Spierer's portfolio is here. [Warning: Graphic Design May Cause Severe Distress]
In places undisclosed, Jenna, Jordanna, Jessica, Vanessa, Scarlett, and Mariah are crying softly into their pillows.
[Note: Team Spierer has shut down the above referenced site—the ghost of Paul Rand is smiling—but she can still be found here on IMDB.—YF]